Is It Me Or Does It Smell Like Genius Up In Here?

“If Strategy + Simplicity had a baby, it’d be bald, leaning to one side, & telling corny jokes.

— NO ONE SAID THAT

WORLDWIDE (SD ORIGINAL)

Is It Me Or Does It Smell Like Genius Up In Here?

“If Strategy + Simplicity had a baby, it’d be bald, leaning to one side, & telling corny jokes.”

— NO ONE SAID THAT

WORLDWIDE (SD ORIGINAL)

Time To For You To Do Something Freakishly Amazing

Why you?


Because you’re ambitious, you wanna help others, and your heart isn’t pure gold but it’s definitely got some bling to it.


You’re in the business of solving peoples’ problems, right?


Where lately it’s been a struggle...

Especially since you’re working so hard to:

• Keep up with content

• Look good for social media

• Just to be ignored anyway

• Where your own peeps are lookin’ at you sideways

• And you’re feeling lost on what to do next

Sound familiar?

I know because I’ve been there.

I know you’re overwhelmed. I know you’re tired. And if you’re still reading, I know we have a special bond in common...

Our love for tacos? Yup that too.


But I was referring to our mutual goal of swimming in FREEDOM.

• You want to help as many people as possible

• A way to deliver the best life for your fam

• You wanna experience all the fun life has to offer

And you want to do it with a kind of income that means you never stress about budgets or savings.


The good news is I know where you’re stuck and I know how to get you moving...


The even better news?

The way I do it doesn’t need weeks of learning because you have everything you need *already*.

With A Name Like “The Business Equalizer,” It Must Be Good

(Hint hint: It is.)

Spending 20 minutes on Tik Tok will annihilate your brain cells.

Spending 20 minutes on my free course will give you my easy-peasy cheat code for getting dream clients to your business. (No skills, bills, or email required.)

My “Hear Me Out” Face

(Because someone’s gotta say it.)

QUIT DRINKIN’ THE GURU KOOL-AID. Not only is sugar is the silent killer but the “gurus” don’t care if you win anyway.

It took me forever to realize the gurus sell the same thing: recycled tactics that don’t leave time to work on our core business... Like a chef who cooks all day but doesn’t have time for dinner.

Shoot… I wanted to eat. I love to eat. But instead of chowin’ on burritos, the gurus trapped me in a cycle of buying, trying, and crying.

Here’s how I *finally* got my grub on…

My “Hear Me Out” Face

(Because someone’s gotta say it.)

QUIT DRINKIN’ THE GURU KOOL-AID. Not only is sugar is the silent killer but the “gurus” don’t care if you win anyway.

It took me forever to realize the gurus sell the same thing: recycled tactics that don’t leave time to work on our core business... Like a chef who cooks all day but doesn’t have time for dinner.

Shoot… I wanted to eat. I love to eat. But instead of scarfin’ down burritos, the gurus trapped me in a cycle of buying, trying, and crying.

Here’s how I *finally* got my grub on…

Check Out My Body

(Body of WORK! Eww what were you thinking?)

If working by yourself is more your speed then spend time with my books as mini versions of my brain. I promise they’ll be kind, corny, and wildly educational.

Live Free & Retire Young

A book that teaches brainy peeps how to build an info business on the internet. I wrote this to help my peeps who wanted to do what I was doing (working with clients while traveling for funsies).

The Write Way To Sell

A book that teaches you how to write a book (super metta I know). I wrote this after I got bamboozled with hella clients after publishing my first book.

Come To One Of My Comedy Shows

(*Ahem* I mean business workshops.)

I don’t do public speaking that much anymore. But every now and then I’ll pick a day, buy some donuts, and host a bhiz-growing workshop in whatever part of the world I happen to be in. (Beer and burgers usually follow afterwards.)

Who Said Business Advice Had To Be Boring?

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