Why A Single Star Wars Fanboy Decided To Take On The Empire

What’s up with this Star Wars craze?
 
I mean, seriously!?
 
On one hand, you have lightsaber-weilding fanboys like meeself who fell in love with the series in middle school…
 
On the other, you have the folks who “just can’t get into it”…
 
And on your surprising, you-probably-should-get-that-checked-out third hand, you have this elitest group of die-hard traditionalists who spit hot, splintering fiya on every star wars movie except for the original three…
 
The interesting part about this “LucasFilms is killing my childhood” group is that a big portion of these pitchfork pumpers are millennials like myself who weren’t even old enough to enjoy the movies of that era (or anything more “adult” than Rocko’s Modern Life or Clarissa Explains It All for that matter)…
 
So why the teeth grinding and angry-bird eyes when I say that The Last Jedi was my favorite movie of the year?
 
Well, I consulted my crystal ball on this inquisition and here’s what she had to say:
 

“There are countless thumb-sucking babies spread across the galaxies, posing as adults with jobs, cars, and even do a commendable job of taking care of themselves…

But the reality is that these sucklings are the center of their own universe, and when something doesn’t go the way they want, they do as babies do…

They cry, cry, then cry some more…”

 
Well, my green-poopie cohorts, it’s 2018 and your 1980’s version of what a good movie is supposed to look like is long gone-with-the-wind…
 
You can either hate a movie and let others love it in peace…
 
Or you can hate a movie and tell everyone how much of a “fake fan” they are for not agreeing with you…
 
Either way, folks are gonna enjoy the new style of Jedi and your elitest group of “True Fans” will be replaying the triple O.G.’s for the life of the Death Star…
 
Which, of course, brings me to my Inner Circle of Lazy-Yet-Lovable-Jedi-Clients, where sit-back-and-relax hustlers adopt the ways of Sky WebWalker while they (get this) sit back and relax (and let me do all the work)…
 
You can continue hustlin’ the bad ol’ fashion way and smack-talk the interweb methods of makin’ money…
 
Or you put your ear in a seashell and listen to the whispering winds as more newbees make an online killin’ every single day…
 
Yours alone, the choice is…
 
If you want some help launchin your hustle into the cosmos…
 
Lend a third hand, I’d be happy to…
 
One Love
 
Jay

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