Is Aziz Ansari a hero?

This past Chrissmus I watched “30 Minutes or Less” on what ended up bein’ a “solo date night”…

(My wonder woman crashes immediately when we start any movie past 10pm so I’m left watchin’ TV on my own while she snores ever-so-softly by my side)…

The movie’s a comedy, stars a bunch of funny dodo’s, and one of them is Aziz Ansari, who I like to pretend is the human version of Mickey Mouse…

Most of the hoopla I’m readin’ about the secksual incident surrounding this mini-man describes an awkward date where a no-game-gunslinger tries (and fails) to score a touchdown with his Tinder hookup…

As if that hasn’t happened before, right?

Anyway I can’t help but wonder what this’ll do for the Aziz Ansari brand…

Will his career pull a “Lemming” and nosedive off a cliff?

Or will a bunch of game-lackin’ strikeouts band behind their dude and call him their hero?

Guess you’ll have to tell me when you find out because this Thursday is the start of my biggest launch so far…

Now, this is more of a “pre-launch party” since I’ve started running ads to it before this email…

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Just don’t expect me to talk about the same ol’ hoopla – advertising, copywriting, traffic metrics, or funnels…

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Now wouldn’t that be sumpin’?

Mousepound it here and sign up for Thursday’s event…

I’ll cya soon,

Jay D. Magpantay
Author of the Book, Live Free & Retire Young and Author of the Upcoming Book, Branded Bestseller